They’re starting the 29th season of the Bronco Alumni Football League today – 12 guys who all went to school at Santa Clara. It’s a well-run league; the guys get together in Tahoe every year for the draft. And I bring the league up because the results don’t seem to be statistically possible.
Of the 12 franchises in the league, only one has never won the championship – the Easter Island Tiki Gods. Yet during the league’s history, he’s scored more points than anyone else. He’s scored 500 more points than all but one of the other owners.
Four teams have scored more than a 1,000 fewer points than Easter Island over the last 28 years, and those franchises have won a combined 12 titles.
How is that statistically even possible?
This is a TD-only league, with the top four teams advancing to head-to-head playoffs.
Anyway, this league has me wondering. Can anybody else out there top this league for some kind of luck element? That is, maybe the lowest-scoring team winning the championship more than anyone else? And are there any other fantasy teams out there that are the all-time leaders in points in their league over 20-plus years without ever winning the championship?
| BAFL STANDINGS (1988-2015) | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Pct | Points | Titles |
| Santa Cruz Great Whites | 202 | 166 | 3 | .549 | 12,149 | 4 |
| San Francisco Ballbusters | 203 | 179 | 3 | .531 | 11,444 | 1 |
| Vegas Virgins | 200 | 183 | 2 | .522 | 11,799 | 3 |
| Silverdale Studmuffins | 198 | 185 | 2 | .517 | 11,903 | 1 |
| Phoenix Gila Monsters | 188 | 177 | 6 | .515 | 11,260 | 4 |
| Los Angeles Schaefer Men | 195 | 185 | 5 | .513 | 11,796 | 1 |
| Rock Creek Spectrum Analyzers | 192 | 190 | 3 | .503 | 11,830 | 3 |
| Easter Island Tiki Gods | 186 | 195 | 4 | .488 | 12,438 | 0 |
| Redwood City Fog | 145 | 163 | 4 | .471 | 9,611 | 1 |
| Capistrano Crime | 177 | 203 | 5 | .466 | 11,594 | 3 |
| Canoga Park Grasshoppers | 176 | 205 | 4 | .462 | 10,871 | 6 |
| Hollywood Stars | 139 | 172 | 1 | .447 | 9,403 | 1 |
—Ian Allan
14 Reader Comments:
Frank Ferrari
Ian, I know that those projections are very difficult to predict this early. But I believe that you providing a very early (possibly even pre-draft?) focus on Weeks 14-16 can help us all to make the best of our seasons, in up as well as down years.
Richard Spinella
TDs are one of the most random things in football.
It is the hardest thing to predict especially week to week.
Moishe Steigmann
DAVID DIGREGORIO
David Wright
Craig Rinne
Adam Bjork
JIM MARRON
We have one original owner who has never won our league.......The Salacious Studs. He has come close in some years to winning it, even to the point where some of us pushed him to make the late season trade that would put him over the top.......but to no avail.
Everyone in our league wants him to win it.
ROBERT JOHNSON
James Costello
ROBERT CHAMBERLIN
We started the league in the era of USA Today fantasy research and a newsletter sent via U.S. Mail (this evolved to fax in the early 90's). Tradition is paramount in our league, which is why we've kept the format over the years, despite the protests of some coaches. If you can stick together for 29 years, you're doing something right.
As for Coach Easter, he's just not that good, despite his so-called "Scoring Championships." We went from celebrating the "Little 3" to the "Tiny Two" to the "Winless One-der", and I for one hope that Bob continues to live in infamy for many years to come. It's been a great ride.
Christopher KEPLER
Philip Haines
Mr. Spinella is correct, TD only is hard to predict. That's why those leagues are harder to have success in. But some of us like the challenge.
You can't agree that TD only leagues are garbage Mr. Chamberlin, because Mr. Spinella didn't say that. Why don't you make the conscious decision to know what you're talking about before you talk about it? Just a thought...
John Brower